CONK! News Podcasts

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO.Topics include: breaking SCOTUS decision on New York gun laws; U.S. Navy teaches members how to use “proper pronouns”; and the CDC is now warning us not to “kiss or snuggle” chickens or ducks.   More

JIM PETERS and TIM CONAWAY are joined by CONK! News Featured Contributor ALICIA POWE, who talks about this week’s Powe Report – which is right out of a bad horror movie.   More

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS talks about the upcoming news of the week; we play an excerpt from ALICIA POWE’s latest “Powe Report”, where she interviews Unifyd social network founder Jason Shurka; and Jim discusses Bill Clinton’s latest UFO news.   More

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and JENNIFER KABBANY for this special LIVE weekend episode. Market’s down, inflation’s up, mortgage rates skyrocketing.   More

Covering the news is starting to make JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN really depressed. So much inflation – and so much time. Call them to commisserate: 516-418-5472.   More

Today we became aware of the fact that our flagship CONK! News Weekend podcast from last weekend, June 10-12, didn’t post anywhere, at all. It is completely absent from all of our podcast feeds – even though we did record it and upload it.   More

It’s the start of “Fair Share Month” on CONK! News! We’re going to spend a whole month trying to figure out what “your fair share” really is! We’ll talk to experts, and we’ll talk to regular folk just like you.   More

TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO break news on Brett Kavanaugh’s safety, and discuss (the folly of) gun control, and how Don’s beloved homeland of Puerto Rico has gone to hell.   More

JIM PETERS has a hard time with the concept of transgender cheerleaders – specifically, how do you lust after that? HANK REARDEN, on the other hand, does not…. Call in and set them straight (sic?):   More

You think your weekend was bad? The President is 79 years old – and doesn’t know when he should pee…. You can call us up and remind him: 516-418-5472.   More

Our whole panel crapped out on us today…. So this is a repeat of our Weekend show from two weeks ago, from May 20-23. Listen and weep….   More

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN discuss: Biden’s Liberal Personality Disorder(TM) – he doesn’t think he’s weak, therefore he isn’t; Sussman gets acquitted – but Flynn doesn’t; and Yellen gets inflation wrong – but Peters doesn’t.   More

On this day after Memorial Day, TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN discuss the ridiculousness of gun control, the ridiculousness of Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the damn ridiculousness of “paying your fair share”.   More

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. They spend the first twenty minutes shooting the sh*t, then get down to talking about the news: 18-year-olds shouldn’t be adults at all; Jimmy Carter’s notoriously bad judgment; and Ricky Gervais hilariously offends everybody.   More

Long-time CONK! News Contributor DON ZORRO joins JIM PETERS for the first time for the live afternoon show. He has a long monologue on the Texas school shooting. Bottom line: the liberals don’t know what they’re talking about.   More

JIM PETERS and TIM CONAWAY discuss today’s news. It’s conservative, it’s real, and it’s fun! Call in: 516-418-5472   More

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN discuss the scariness of “Ruth Sent Us” (not), the oppression of voting in Georgia (not), and the coming Monkeypox outbreak (not). And what would an episode of CONK!   More

The internet is down in our newsroom…. and we still manage to do a show. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes beloved “fulfillment journalist” HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO.   More

TIM CONAWAY hosts – from outer space! And HANK REARDEN compares the stock market graph to what runs down Sloppy Joe’s leg when his Depends fails….   More

Have you noticed that, according to your President, you’re a racist? And have you also noticed that your liberal government NEVER has enough money – because you’re not paying your “fair share”?   More