CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by “fulfillment journalist” HANK REARDEN, CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and ZORRO, and JENNIFER KABBANY from TheCollegeFix.com. The World Cup decided to play a qualifying match in Minneapolis this week; temperature at game time: -2 below. You’ve never seen so many clothes on soccer players in your entire life. Hank calls it “legal cheating”.