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CONK! News Weekend

The flagship weekend show of CONK! News. Think of it as an audio version of your Sunday paper – or George Stephanopoulos if he wasn’t boring. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters leads the roundtable discussion of the news of the week from a conservative/libertarian perspective, usually featuring CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Don Zorro, and a rotating crew of guests. We make fun of liberals, so you don’t have to (TM). Available for download early Friday morning.

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    CONK! News Weekend – Giant Lame-Foot Boot Edition (Feb. 3-5, ’22)

    Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by DON ZORRO in-studio and by TIM CONAWAY from his home in Minnesota, still convalescing after foot surgery. Topics include: Hunter Biden finally admits the laptops are his; Buzzfeed replaces snowflake reporters with ChatGPT AI; and f**k Davos, we’re not eating bugs… Produced by CONK!   More

    February 2, 2023, 5:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Ancient Congressmen Dementia Edition (Jan. 27-29, ’23)

    Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Adam Schiff wants to replace 89-year-old senator Dianne Feinstein, and her brain; Kristi Noem’s cellphone gets hacked – but it’s “just an accident”; and Microsoft invests in ChatGPT – what could possibly go wrong?   More

    January 26, 2023, 11:05 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Beach House Rental Edition (Jan. 20-22, ’23)

    Host JIM PETERS is joined by “fulfillment journalist” HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: now Matt Gaetz thinks the Dems are throwing Biden under the bus, too.   More

    January 19, 2023, 5:45 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Rusty 1968 Corvette Edition (Jan. 13-15, ’22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY, and JENNIFER KABBANY, editor of TheCollegeFix.com. Now where did we put those files again?… Oh right – in the garage!   More

    January 12, 2023, 5:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Presidential Announcement Edition (Jan 6-8, ’22)

    In this installement of CONK! News Weekend, CONK! News Contributor TIM CONAWAY formally announces his run for the presidency in 2024, on his own “No Party” ticket. Plus, the House can’t get its sh*t together.   More

    January 5, 2023, 3:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Hollywood Casting Couch Edition (Dec. 9-11, ’22)

    Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO, LARRY NEWMAN and JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: How do you make people not strike?; how do you get ahead in the movie business?;   More

    December 8, 2022, 4:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Trans Furry Dog Show Edition (Dec. 2-4, ’22)

    JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: Sam Bankman-Fried really f**ked up FTX; more bulsh*t for Elon Musk at Twitter; and why is BIllie Eilish on The Federalist??….   More

    December 1, 2022, 5:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Special Thanksgiving Week Edition (Nov. 23-29, ’22)

    JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN talk with CONK! News Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O’CONNELL and MURRY SABRIN, and Jim’s 98-year-old mother, about what they’re thankful for – and in the process get educated on politics (from O’Connell) and economics (from Sabrin) – and, get a mouthful on the Nazis from Mom….   More

    November 22, 2022, 4:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – RERUN from Nov. 4-6, ’22

    THIS IS NOT A NEW SHOW! Couldn’t get anyone to show up today – so f**k all those people…. This is a rerun of the Weekend episode from November 4-6, two weeks ago.   More

    November 17, 2022, 6:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Special “Dark Rearden” Election Edition (Nov. 9-13, ’22)

    JIM PETERS from “In The Dark” and HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY from “The Rearden Report” combine forces for this blow-out election special edition. They welcome CONK! News Contributors LARRY NEWMAN, JENNIFER OLIVER O’CONNELL and DR.   More

    November 9, 2022, 4:29 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Sexy Cowgirl Edition (Nov. 4-6, ’22)

    For our pre-election edition, JIM PETERS is joined by original gangstas HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and JENNIFER KABBANY from TheCollegeFix.com. Topics include: Biden’s “dramatic” speech – which nobody watched; SCOTUS hears arguments on affirmative action – i.e.,   More

    November 3, 2022, 5:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Scary Liberal Halloween Edition (Oct. 28-31, ’22)

    Well, all the spooks in the Biden administration have succeeded in scaring the crap out of us…. The usual corpses discuss Fetterman going to hell, leftstream media going to hell, and Biden talking to a man dressed as a woman – and that’s not his Halloween costume….   More

    October 27, 2022, 4:05 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Capitalist Pope Edition (Oct. 21-31, ’22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by “fulfillment journalist” HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: all the candidates that *don’t* want the president campaigning for them; MSNBC doesn’t like white people; and trans men can get abortions???….   More

    October 21, 2022, 1:05 AM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Joy Bahar Birthday Edition (Oct. 14-16, ’22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: nobody at the Today Show knows anything; Alex Jones gets fined $1 billion for saying sh*t; and why progressives are trying to normalize obesity (um, have you *seen* them??!…).   More

    October 14, 2022, 3:05 AM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Biological Woman Edition (Oct. 7-9, ’22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include John Fetterman’s big fat lazy a**; Biden goes to the beach house – but nobody’s home; and try as they might, CNN *still* can’t get over Trump….   More

    October 6, 2022, 4:05 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Chelsea Clinton Creation Edition (Sep. 30-Oct. 2, ’22)

    Ubiquitous pundit DAVID STROM joins the usual suspects for a freewheeling discussion on the state of the upcoming midterms. Plus, Hurricane Ian is proof of climate change (*NOT!*). And, why are so many Democratic candidates such losers?…   More

    September 29, 2022, 5:05 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Ilhan Omar Bobblehead Edition (Sep. 23-25, ’22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar’s minions rip off the government to the tune of $250 million; New York AG Letitia James sues Trump – but it’s a *civil* lawsuit; and we’re in an “Orwellian” war for the “soul of our nation” – whatever that means.   More

    September 22, 2022, 11:05 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – AOC “Women of Color” Edition (Sep. 16-18, ’22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Men can get pregnant – and don’t you f**king forget it; the Biden admin gets sued for colluding with Big Tech; and both Conaway and Rearden thinks NASA should just give up….   More

    September 15, 2022, 6:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Biden Nurenberg Edition (Sep. 9-11, ’22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: the Queen is dead; the Democrats are dying; and AOC is oh-so-sexy! Produced by CONK!   More

    September 8, 2022, 4:00 PM

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    CONK! News Weekend – Special Live Labor Day Edition (Sep. 1-5, ’22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS returns from the Covid and welcomes old-timers HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: everybody’s lying; all the kids are officially stupid; and the government now controls your thermostat.   More

    September 1, 2022, 10:55 PM

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