Some years, it seems like there are no good football teams save for maybe one or two. This is one such year. Who do you even root for? Do you be a fair weather fan and pick someone else to care about for a season? Do you do the honorable thing and go down with the ship? Or do you reject modernity and eat some vegemite on toast? That’s not a non sequitur. You’re not allowed to like vegemite and be a football fan at the same time. Unless it’s Australian football.
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