{"id":14730,"date":"2020-03-22T04:41:33","date_gmt":"2020-03-22T04:41:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/conk.com\/?page_id=14730"},"modified":"2023-12-06T16:29:04","modified_gmt":"2023-12-06T22:29:04","slug":"funny-news","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/conk.com\/funny-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny News"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"14730\" class=\"elementor elementor-14730\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-cdd86cf elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"cdd86cf\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-3f00471\" data-id=\"3f00471\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b72d95c elementor-widget elementor-widget-shortcode\" data-id=\"b72d95c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f51d8fc elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"f51d8fc\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">FUNNY NEWS<\/h1>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-f88f0f3 elementor-section-full_width elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"f88f0f3\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-66 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-1ed453e\" data-id=\"1ed453e\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-253620e elementor-widget elementor-widget-shortcode\" data-id=\"253620e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><div class=\"rfnb\">\n<div class=\"one_half newspaper newspaper1 rfnb_mergeN\"><ul class=\"rfnb_list expandible\" data-items=\"20\"><span  class=\"rfnb_expand toggle \" alt=\"Minimize\" title=\"Minimize\">-<\/span><h2  class=\"rfnb_feed_title\"><a>Fake News:<\/a><\/h2><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/me-teach-you-white-man-secret-of-fire-governor-kochul-says-to-primitive-black-children-of-the-bronx\/\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;Me Teach You White Man Secret Of Fire!&#039; Governor Hochul Says To Primitive Black Children Of The Bronx<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/me-teach-you-white-man-secret-of-fire-governor-kochul-says-to-primitive-black-children-of-the-bronx\/\"\n                                    alt=\"&#039;Me Teach You White Man Secret Of Fire!&#039; Governor Hochul Says To Primitive Black Children Of The Bronx\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/663a9ad4b1802663a9ad4b1803.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>NEW YORK, NY \u2014 In a heartwarming outreach to African Americans, New York Governor Kathy Hochul visited a Bronx elementary school to bring the miracle of white man&#039;s fire to the Black community.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/me-teach-you-white-man-secret-of-fire-governor-kochul-says-to-primitive-black-children-of-the-bronx\/\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;Me Teach You White Man Secret Of Fire!&#039; Governor Hochul Says To Primitive Black Children Of The Bronx\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 9:20 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/target-unveils-new-line-of-hamas-intifada-wear-for-children\/\"\n                              title=\"\">Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/target-unveils-new-line-of-hamas-intifada-wear-for-children\/\"\n                                    alt=\"Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/663a8ea5e3dcc663a8ea5e3dcd.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>MINNEAPOLIS, MN \u2014 In a show of support for anti-Israel protests on college campuses and other places across the country, retail giant Target unveiled a new line of Hamas intifada wear for children.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/target-unveils-new-line-of-hamas-intifada-wear-for-children\/\"\n                                      title=\"Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 8:57 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/for-greater-inclusivity-boys-scouts-of-america-removes-every-word-in-name-except-of\/\"\n                              title=\"\">For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except &#039;Of&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/for-greater-inclusivity-boys-scouts-of-america-removes-every-word-in-name-except-of\/\"\n                                    alt=\"For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except &#039;Of&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/663a8a061276c663a8a061276d.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>IRVING, TX \u2014 In a step toward greater inclusion, The Boy Scouts Of America announced this week that it will be just going by &#034;Of&#034; from here on out.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/for-greater-inclusivity-boys-scouts-of-america-removes-every-word-in-name-except-of\/\"\n                                      title=\"For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except &#039;Of&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 8:18 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/columbia-university-cancels-commencement-amid-protests-1851461968\"\n                              title=\"\">Columbia University Cancels Commencement Amid Protests<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/columbia-university-cancels-commencement-amid-protests-1851461968\"\n                                  alt=\"Columbia University Cancels Commencement Amid Protests\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/abwm6w3prjmdcyvoqfxn.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Columbia University canceled its commencement ceremony after weeks of pro-Palestinian protests that have shaken the campus, despite the fact that other universities have held their ceremonies with few disruptions. What do you think?Read more...... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/columbia-university-cancels-commencement-amid-protests-1851461968\"\n                                      title=\"Columbia University Cancels Commencement Amid Protests\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 7:39 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/priest-reveals-12-weirdest-sins-people-have-confessed\/\"\n                              title=\"\">Priest Reveals 12 Weirdest Sins People Have Confessed<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/priest-reveals-12-weirdest-sins-people-have-confessed\/\"\n                                    alt=\"Priest Reveals 12 Weirdest Sins People Have Confessed\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/66392dc6d8be566392dc6d8be6.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>The seal of confession officially prohibits priests from disclosing what they learn while hearing a confession, but according to an ancient church rule, if you guess correctly they have to tell you.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/priest-reveals-12-weirdest-sins-people-have-confessed\/\"\n                                      title=\"Priest Reveals 12 Weirdest Sins People Have Confessed\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 7:33 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/uighur-slaves-struggling-to-keep-up-with-demand-for-palestinian-headscarves\/\"\n                              title=\"\">Uighur Slaves Struggling To Keep Up With Demand For Palestinian Headscarves<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/uighur-slaves-struggling-to-keep-up-with-demand-for-palestinian-headscarves\/\"\n                                    alt=\"Uighur Slaves Struggling To Keep Up With Demand For Palestinian Headscarves\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/663a5fac9b9fc663a5fac9b9fd.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>XINJIANG, CHINA \u2014 Thanks to the recent uptick in awareness of worldwide injustices and inequalities, Uighur slaves are struggling to keep up with the demand for more Palestinian headscarves.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/uighur-slaves-struggling-to-keep-up-with-demand-for-palestinian-headscarves\/\"\n                                      title=\"Uighur Slaves Struggling To Keep Up With Demand For Palestinian Headscarves\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 5:54 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/zelensky-says-he-survived-an-assassination-attempt-and-hell-tell-us-the-thrilling-details-for-only-45-billion-dollars\/\"\n                              title=\"\">Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He&#039;ll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/zelensky-says-he-survived-an-assassination-attempt-and-hell-tell-us-the-thrilling-details-for-only-45-billion-dollars\/\"\n                                    alt=\"Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He&#039;ll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/663a620c92a6d663a620c92a6e.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>KYIV \u2014 In a televised address, President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine claimed to have survived a harrowing assassination attempt and would be happy to disclose the thrilling details for a paltry 45 billion dollars.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/zelensky-says-he-survived-an-assassination-attempt-and-hell-tell-us-the-thrilling-details-for-only-45-billion-dollars\/\"\n                                      title=\"Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He&#039;ll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 5:51 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item rfnb_adsense\"><div data-cfptl=\"1\" id=\"conks-1340962102\"><div data-cfpa=\"249924\" data-cfpw=\"249924\" id=\"conks-48025248\"><a href=\"https:\/\/conk.com\/emp\/\" aria-label=\"emp-ad-600&#215;500-01\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01.png\" alt=\"\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01.png 600w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-561x468.png 561w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-265x221.png 265w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-531x443.png 531w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-364x303.png 364w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-313x261.png 313w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"500\"   \/><\/a><\/div><script type=\"text\/javascript\">;new advadsCfpAd( 249924 );<\/script><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is\/\"\n                              title=\"\">12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump\u2019s VP Pick Is<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is\/\"\n                                    alt=\"12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump\u2019s VP Pick Is\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/663a5ea60cdcb663a5ea60cdcc.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>U.S. \u2014 A new wave of controversy erupted as 12 women came forward alleging they had been sexually assaulted by whoever Trump&#039;s vice presidential pick would end up being.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is\/\"\n                                      title=\"12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump\u2019s VP Pick Is\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 5:09 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/man-cant-remember-what-he-came-to-this-browser-tab-for\/\"\n                              title=\"\">Man Can&#039;t Remember What He Came To This Browser Tab For<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/man-cant-remember-what-he-came-to-this-browser-tab-for\/\"\n                                    alt=\"Man Can&#039;t Remember What He Came To This Browser Tab For\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6639087dbe64f6639087dbe650.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>PENSACOLA, FL \u2014 According to sources, a local man was left in a state of confusion after coming to another tab on his internet browser and completely forgetting what he came there for.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/man-cant-remember-what-he-came-to-this-browser-tab-for\/\"\n                                      title=\"Man Can&#039;t Remember What He Came To This Browser Tab For\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 4:19 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/ayahuasca-tripping-god-underwhelmed-to-see-himself-1851449206\"\n                              title=\"\">Ayahuasca-Tripping God Underwhelmed To See Himself<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/ayahuasca-tripping-god-underwhelmed-to-see-himself-1851449206\"\n                                  alt=\"Ayahuasca-Tripping God Underwhelmed To See Himself\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/d9268a5d1529ef1b0cb8402fe9d4c13c.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>IQUITOS, PERU\u2014Disappointed by the limitations of the psychotropic medicine, an ayahuasca-tripping God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Tuesday how underwhelmed He was to see Himself. \u201cI don\u2019t know what I was expecting, but I... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/ayahuasca-tripping-god-underwhelmed-to-see-himself-1851449206\"\n                                      title=\"Ayahuasca-Tripping God Underwhelmed To See Himself\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 10:45 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/police-department-defends-decision-to-buy-entire-fleet-1851449724\"\n                              title=\"\">Police Department Defends Decision To Buy Entire Fleet Of 1967 Ferraris<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/police-department-defends-decision-to-buy-entire-fleet-1851449724\"\n                                  alt=\"Police Department Defends Decision To Buy Entire Fleet Of 1967 Ferraris\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/5a0eecd2e80bcd3e51fa6c7ba7b3a5ca.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>CHICAGO\u2014Dismissing concerns that funds were being mismanaged, the Chicago Police Department vigorously defended its decision this week to buy an entire fleet of 1967 Ferraris. \u201cWe will use these babies to keep the community safe, and... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/police-department-defends-decision-to-buy-entire-fleet-1851449724\"\n                                      title=\"Police Department Defends Decision To Buy Entire Fleet Of 1967 Ferraris\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 10:30 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/report-email-that-will-tear-your-life-apart-currently-1851456016\"\n                              title=\"\">Report: Email That Will Tear Your Life Apart Currently In Nemesis\u2019s Draft Folder<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/report-email-that-will-tear-your-life-apart-currently-1851456016\"\n                                  alt=\"Report: Email That Will Tear Your Life Apart Currently In Nemesis\u2019s Draft Folder\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/51c2b0fa857978f8d888bbd82b322c20.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>DAYTON, OH\u2014Several reports indicated Tuesday that the email that would tear your life apart was currently in your nemesis\u2019s draft folder and that after it was sent, nothing would ever be the same again. According to... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/report-email-that-will-tear-your-life-apart-currently-1851456016\"\n                                      title=\"Report: Email That Will Tear Your Life Apart Currently In Nemesis\u2019s Draft Folder\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 10:15 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/bored-riot-cops-break-up-calculus-class-1851454763\"\n                              title=\"\">Bored Riot Cops Break Up Calculus Class<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/bored-riot-cops-break-up-calculus-class-1851454763\"\n                                  alt=\"Bored Riot Cops Break Up Calculus Class\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/4140b533bced764433eb8f420d9c8e09.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>LOS ANGELES\u2014Kicking down the unlocked classroom door after listlessly wandering around campus, bored riot cops reportedly broke up a calculus course at the University of California, Los Angeles, on Tuesday. \u201cHey guys, look\u2014there\u2019s some students in... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/bored-riot-cops-break-up-calculus-class-1851454763\"\n                                      title=\"Bored Riot Cops Break Up Calculus Class\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 10:00 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/israel-accuses-al-jazeera-of-being-mouthpiece-for-journ-1851458525\"\n                              title=\"\">Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/israel-accuses-al-jazeera-of-being-mouthpiece-for-journ-1851458525\"\n                                  alt=\"Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/5abbf75ed8e5b3b807e338b16141ed59.png\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>JERUSALEM\u2014Following its ban of the Qatar-based news outlet\u2019s operations in the country, Israel accused Al Jazeera Monday of being a mouthpiece for journalism. \u201cIt is clear from its continuous, 24-hour coverage of the war in Gaza... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/israel-accuses-al-jazeera-of-being-mouthpiece-for-journ-1851458525\"\n                                      title=\"Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 6, 2024 - 7:00 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/inconsolable-anna-wintour-changes-met-gala-theme-to-lo-1851458460\"\n                              title=\"\">Inconsolable Anna Wintour Changes Met Gala Theme To \u2018Looking Like Shit\u2019 After Waking Up Feeling Ugly<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/inconsolable-anna-wintour-changes-met-gala-theme-to-lo-1851458460\"\n                                  alt=\"Inconsolable Anna Wintour Changes Met Gala Theme To \u2018Looking Like Shit\u2019 After Waking Up Feeling Ugly\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/d6298f93235784c470d322a1b846d5f3.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>NEW YORK\u2014Throwing another outfit across the room with an emphatic sob, an inconsolable Anna Wintour reportedly changed tonight\u2019s Met Gala theme to \u201cLooking Like Shit\u201d after waking up feeling ugly. \u201cSorry for the last-minute change, everyone,... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/inconsolable-anna-wintour-changes-met-gala-theme-to-lo-1851458460\"\n                                      title=\"Inconsolable Anna Wintour Changes Met Gala Theme To \u2018Looking Like Shit\u2019 After Waking Up Feeling Ugly\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 6, 2024 - 6:10 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/drake-drops-new-track-inviting-kendrick-lamar-out-to-co-1851458534\"\n                              title=\"\">Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/drake-drops-new-track-inviting-kendrick-lamar-out-to-co-1851458534\"\n                                  alt=\"Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/e76c2b0a5cc0ebab0bfbfcb5d2ca1152.png\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>TORONTO\u2014In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. \u201cThe truth is, Kendrick, I... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/drake-drops-new-track-inviting-kendrick-lamar-out-to-co-1851458534\"\n                                      title=\"Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 6, 2024 - 5:56 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/17-days-in-incubator-longest-time-premature-baby-will-g-1851456014\"\n                              title=\"\">17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/17-days-in-incubator-longest-time-premature-baby-will-g-1851456014\"\n                                  alt=\"17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/ffd3855cd069a4fce91b5c58ecb9515c.png\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>NEW YORK\u2014Describing the newborn\u2019s stint in a neonatal intensive care unit as a brief, blissful period during which she was still beyond the reach of marketers, sources confirmed Monday that her 17 days in an incubator... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/17-days-in-incubator-longest-time-premature-baby-will-g-1851456014\"\n                                      title=\"17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 6, 2024 - 5:54 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/thegloriousamerican.com\/featured\/go-on-ahead-without-me-biden-yells-standing-against-wall-with-sweatshirt-wrapped-around-waist\/\"\n                              title=\"\">\u2018Go On Ahead Without Me,\u2019 Biden Yells Standing Against Wall With Sweatshirt Wrapped Around Waist<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/thegloriousamerican.com\/featured\/go-on-ahead-without-me-biden-yells-standing-against-wall-with-sweatshirt-wrapped-around-waist\/\"\n                                    alt=\"\u2018Go On Ahead Without Me,\u2019 Biden Yells Standing Against Wall With Sweatshirt Wrapped Around Waist\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/thegloriousamerican.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Biden-standing-against-wall-pooped-pants-1024x538.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>POLAND &#8211;Unfortunately for Democrats, the nickname \u2018Sloppy Joe\u2019 is catching on as many suspect the president had another accident in his pants.&nbsp;This time while in Ukraine, handing blank checks to Zelenskyy. Click To Read Full Article... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/thegloriousamerican.com\/featured\/go-on-ahead-without-me-biden-yells-standing-against-wall-with-sweatshirt-wrapped-around-waist\/\"\n                                      title=\"\u2018Go On Ahead Without Me,\u2019 Biden Yells Standing Against Wall With Sweatshirt Wrapped Around Waist\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thegloriousamerican.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Glorious American\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/s2\/favicons?domain=https:\/\/thegloriousamerican.com\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 6, 2024 - 2:20 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/gradgitation-commencement-1851457902\"\n                              title=\"\">Gradgitation Commencement<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/gradgitation-commencement-1851457902\"\n                                  alt=\"Gradgitation Commencement\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/4174930a0191d9b3e9b0da391b59d6f7.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Read more...... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/gradgitation-commencement-1851457902\"\n                                      title=\"Gradgitation Commencement\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 6, 2024 - 2:15 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/dad-spends-entire-vacation-asking-how-this-many-people-1851454957\"\n                              title=\"\">Dad Spends Entire Vacation Asking How This Many People Out At Coffee Shops On Weekdays<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/dad-spends-entire-vacation-asking-how-this-many-people-1851454957\"\n                                  alt=\"Dad Spends Entire Vacation Asking How This Many People Out At Coffee Shops On Weekdays\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/ba864f4a216fc19de2e36223a499af35.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>SAN DIEGO\u2014Repeatedly questioning how anyone in this city made a living when all they did was hang out and waste their time and money, local dad Keith Dearborn reportedly spent his entire vacation asking how this... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/dad-spends-entire-vacation-asking-how-this-many-people-1851454957\"\n                                      title=\"Dad Spends Entire Vacation Asking How This Many People Out At Coffee Shops On Weekdays\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 6, 2024 - 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Branco Cartoon &#8211; It&#8217;s beginning to look a lot like Kristallnaught from the 1930s Germany with the protest and..... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/comicallyincorrect.com\/branco-cartoon-kristallnacht-ing-at-the-door\/\"\n                                      title=\"Branco Cartoon \u2013 Kristallnacht-ing At The Door\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/comicallyincorrect.com\/feed\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Comically Incorrect\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/comicallyincorrect.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 7, 2024 - 12:00 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><\/ul><\/div><span class=\"clear\"><\/span><\/div><div class=\"clear\" style=\"color: #ccc;font-size: 13px;margin:-15px 0 15px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b0db120 elementor-widget elementor-widget-shortcode\" data-id=\"b0db120\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><div class=\"rfnb\">\n<div class=\"rfnb rfnb_mergeN\"><div class=\"one_column newspaper newspaper1 rfnb_mergeN\"><ul class=\"rfnb_list expandible\" data-items=\"1\"><span  style=\"display: none;\" class=\"rfnb_expand toggle \" alt=\"Minimize\" title=\"Minimize\">-<\/span><h2 style=\"margin: 0;padding: 0;\" class=\"rfnb_feed_title\"><a><\/a><\/h2><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/srnnews.com\/cartoon\/bob-gorrell-for-may-06-2024-2\/\"\n                              title=\"\">Bob Gorrell for May 06, 2024<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/srnnews.com\/cartoon\/bob-gorrell-for-may-06-2024-2\/\"\n                                  alt=\"Bob Gorrell for May 06, 2024\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.srnnews.com\/media\/2024\/05\/1715099454504650Z2GEhtkH8m-859x621.jpg?x84390\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Brought to you by www.srnnews.com... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/srnnews.com\/cartoon\/bob-gorrell-for-may-06-2024-2\/\"\n                                      title=\"Bob Gorrell for May 06, 2024\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.srnnews.com\/feed\/?post_type=cartoon&amp;artist=bob-gorrell\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Bob Gorrell Archives - 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