{"id":87665,"date":"2021-05-11T18:00:04","date_gmt":"2021-05-11T23:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/conk.com\/funny-news-copy\/"},"modified":"2022-02-10T12:02:28","modified_gmt":"2022-02-10T18:02:28","slug":"funny-news-3-column","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/conk.com\/funny-news-3-column\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny News &#8212; 3 Column"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"87665\" class=\"elementor elementor-87665\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-cdd86cf elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"cdd86cf\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-3f00471\" data-id=\"3f00471\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b72d95c elementor-widget elementor-widget-shortcode\" data-id=\"b72d95c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f51d8fc elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"f51d8fc\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">FUNNY NEWS<\/h1>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-f411256 elementor-section-full_width elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"f411256\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-86f4997\" data-id=\"86f4997\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0a880cb elementor-widget elementor-widget-shortcode\" data-id=\"0a880cb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><div class=\"rfnb\">\n<div class=\"one_third newspaper newspaper1 rfnb_mergeN\"><ul class=\"rfnb_list expandible\" data-items=\"20\"><span  style=\"display: none;\" class=\"rfnb_expand toggle \" alt=\"Minimize\" title=\"Minimize\">-<\/span><h2 style=\"margin: 0;padding: 0;\" class=\"rfnb_feed_title\"><a><\/a><\/h2><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/9-changes-disney-is-bringing-to-the-chosen\/\"\n                              title=\"\">9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To &#039;The Chosen&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/9-changes-disney-is-bringing-to-the-chosen\/\"\n                                    alt=\"9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To &#039;The Chosen&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6635622c1ad496635622c1ad4a.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>The official announcement that the popular biblical drama The Chosen will begin streaming on Disney+ elicited a mixed fan response, with some viewers wondering what types of changes Disney might make to the show.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/9-changes-disney-is-bringing-to-the-chosen\/\"\n                                      title=\"9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To &#039;The Chosen&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 10:20 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/mark-hamill-joins-death-star-press-conference-to-say-what-a-good-job-he-thinks-the-emperor-is-doing\/\"\n                              title=\"\">Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/mark-hamill-joins-death-star-press-conference-to-say-what-a-good-job-he-thinks-the-emperor-is-doing\/\"\n                                    alt=\"Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/66354f5a759e966354f5a759ea.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>DEATH STAR \u2014 Viewers of the Imperial News Network were stunned today, as Mark Hamill joined a Death Star press conference to say what a good job he thinks the Emperor is doing.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/mark-hamill-joins-death-star-press-conference-to-say-what-a-good-job-he-thinks-the-emperor-is-doing\/\"\n                                      title=\"Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 9:11 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/10-ways-to-beat-the-fascist-police-coming-to-arrest-you-for-supporting-palestine\/\"\n                              title=\"\">10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/10-ways-to-beat-the-fascist-police-coming-to-arrest-you-for-supporting-palestine\/\"\n                                    alt=\"10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/66351b311b63c66351b311b63d.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>The fascist police state is coming to arrest you for supporting Palestine and for no other reason than that. What will you do, comrade?... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/10-ways-to-beat-the-fascist-police-coming-to-arrest-you-for-supporting-palestine\/\"\n                                      title=\"10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 8:18 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item rfnb_adsense\"><div data-cfptl=\"1\" id=\"conks-1210720964\"><div data-cfpa=\"249924\" data-cfpw=\"249924\" id=\"conks-1730546330\"><a href=\"https:\/\/conk.com\/emp\/\" aria-label=\"emp-ad-600&#215;500-01\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01.png\" alt=\"\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01.png 600w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-300x250.png 300w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-561x468.png 561w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-265x221.png 265w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-531x443.png 531w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-364x303.png 364w, https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/emp-ad-600x500-01-313x261.png 313w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"500\"   \/><\/a><\/div><script type=\"text\/javascript\">;new advadsCfpAd( 249924 );<\/script><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/orangutan-stuns-researchers-by-using-rogaine-to-fix-bal-1851455362\"\n                              title=\"\">Orangutan Stuns Researchers By Using Rogaine To Fix Bald Spot<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/orangutan-stuns-researchers-by-using-rogaine-to-fix-bal-1851455362\"\n                                  alt=\"Orangutan Stuns Researchers By Using Rogaine To Fix Bald Spot\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/17d3e60f84f1cdeae42320a8d1a20ba1.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>ACEH, INDONESIA\u2014Watching in awe as the wild animal applied the medicinal product to the top of his head, primate researchers were reportedly stunned Friday after witnessing an orangutan use Rogaine to fix a bald spot. \u201cThis... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/orangutan-stuns-researchers-by-using-rogaine-to-fix-bal-1851455362\"\n                                      title=\"Orangutan Stuns Researchers By Using Rogaine To Fix Bald Spot\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 8:01 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/ive-never-felt-so-alive-thinks-police-officer-as-student-charges-him-with-garbage-can-shield\/\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;I&#039;ve Never Felt So Alive,&#039; Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/ive-never-felt-so-alive-thinks-police-officer-as-student-charges-him-with-garbage-can-shield\/\"\n                                    alt=\"&#039;I&#039;ve Never Felt So Alive,&#039; Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/6635376abe0846635376abe085.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>LOS ANGELES, CA \u2014 After weeks of dealing with unruly and aggravated protestors, a Los Angeles police officer finally felt moments of real joy and euphoria as a line of commie UCLA students charged him with... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/ive-never-felt-so-alive-thinks-police-officer-as-student-charges-him-with-garbage-can-shield\/\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;I&#039;ve Never Felt So Alive,&#039; Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 7:23 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/arrests-at-pro-palestinian-college-protests-reach-2-000-1851454991\"\n                              title=\"\">Arrests At Pro-Palestinian College Protests Reach 2,000 Nationally<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/arrests-at-pro-palestinian-college-protests-reach-2-000-1851454991\"\n                                  alt=\"Arrests At Pro-Palestinian College Protests Reach 2,000 Nationally\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/abwm6w3prjmdcyvoqfxn.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>According to a tally by the Associated Press, the number of individuals arrested at college protests held in support of Palestinians in Gaza has surpassed 2,000 across 36 schools. What do you think?Read more...... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/arrests-at-pro-palestinian-college-protests-reach-2-000-1851454991\"\n                                      title=\"Arrests At Pro-Palestinian College Protests Reach 2,000 Nationally\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 5:51 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/james-okeefe-dresses-up-as-karl-marx-to-go-undercover-with-college-encampment\/\"\n                              title=\"\">James O&#039;Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/james-okeefe-dresses-up-as-karl-marx-to-go-undercover-with-college-encampment\/\"\n                                    alt=\"James O&#039;Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/66351f285045566351f2850456.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>NEW YORK \u2014 According to sources, noted guerrilla journalist and founder of Project Veritas James O&#039;Keefe successfully infiltrated the protest encampment at Columbia University while disguised as the late Karl Marx.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/james-okeefe-dresses-up-as-karl-marx-to-go-undercover-with-college-encampment\/\"\n                                      title=\"James O&#039;Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 5:50 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/its-not-the-breed-its-the-owner-says-man-being-swallowed-by-shai-hulud-great-maker-of-the-desert\/\"\n                              title=\"\">\u2018It&#039;s Not The Breed, It&#039;s The Owner,\u2019 Says Man Being Swallowed By Shai-Hulud, Great Maker Of The Desert<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/its-not-the-breed-its-the-owner-says-man-being-swallowed-by-shai-hulud-great-maker-of-the-desert\/\"\n                                    alt=\"\u2018It&#039;s Not The Breed, It&#039;s The Owner,\u2019 Says Man Being Swallowed By Shai-Hulud, Great Maker Of The Desert\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/66351aca329dc66351aca329dd.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>ARRAKIS \u2014 A low rumble reverberated through the ground and the sands began to shift as a colossal sandworm of the desert emerged to swallow up another advocate for the legal ownership of sandworms.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/its-not-the-breed-its-the-owner-says-man-being-swallowed-by-shai-hulud-great-maker-of-the-desert\/\"\n                                      title=\"\u2018It&#039;s Not The Breed, It&#039;s The Owner,\u2019 Says Man Being Swallowed By Shai-Hulud, Great Maker Of The Desert\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Babylon Bee\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/media.babylonbee.com\/articles\/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 5:17 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/advisors-assure-biden-this-will-blow-over-once-all-gaza-1851452315\"\n                              title=\"\">Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/advisors-assure-biden-this-will-blow-over-once-all-gaza-1851452315\"\n                                  alt=\"Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/e15253df3b42c420f79142f794f114aa.png\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>WASHINGTON\u2014As mounting campus protests and arrests over the Israel-Hamas war threatened his fragile electoral coalition, advisors to President Joe Biden assured him Friday that this would blow over once all Gazans were dead. \u201cJust lie low,... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/advisors-assure-biden-this-will-blow-over-once-all-gaza-1851452315\"\n                                      title=\"Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 4:15 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/nation-disappointed-after-biden-answers-business-call-d-1851446511\"\n                              title=\"\">Nation Disappointed After Biden Answers Business Call During Big Recital<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/nation-disappointed-after-biden-answers-business-call-d-1851446511\"\n                                  alt=\"Nation Disappointed After Biden Answers Business Call During Big Recital\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/cc2ee4fbfbc7209b658d439f6379552b.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>WASHINGTON\u2014His cell phone ringing and causing a huge distraction right as their piece began, the nation reported feeling embarrassed and devastated Friday after President Joe Biden answered a business call during their big recital. \u201cWe spent... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/nation-disappointed-after-biden-answers-business-call-d-1851446511\"\n                                      title=\"Nation Disappointed After Biden Answers Business Call During Big Recital\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 4:10 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/annoying-teen-on-train-has-girlfriend-s-whole-face-in-m-1851439456\"\n                              title=\"\">Annoying Teen On Train Has Girlfriend\u2019s Whole Face In Mouth<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/annoying-teen-on-train-has-girlfriend-s-whole-face-in-m-1851439456\"\n                                  alt=\"Annoying Teen On Train Has Girlfriend\u2019s Whole Face In Mouth\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/fd1660a24f6f3e5c889c5f88579f08b3.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>NEW YORK\u2014With multiple eyewitnesses saying the public display of affection on a Manhattan-bound F train had gotten way out of hand, reports confirmed Friday that annoying teen Thomas Hansler had his girlfriend\u2019s whole face in his... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/annoying-teen-on-train-has-girlfriend-s-whole-face-in-m-1851439456\"\n                                      title=\"Annoying Teen On Train Has Girlfriend\u2019s Whole Face In Mouth\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 3:53 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/japanese-town-to-build-screen-blocking-tourists-view-o-1851452666\"\n                              title=\"\">Japanese Town To Build Screen Blocking Tourists\u2019 View Of Mount Fuji<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/japanese-town-to-build-screen-blocking-tourists-view-o-1851452666\"\n                                  alt=\"Japanese Town To Build Screen Blocking Tourists\u2019 View Of Mount Fuji\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/a1glirmtpgnnrgkq96yv.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Fujikawaguchiko, a town in Japan known for its clear view of Mount Fuji, has begun constructing a large black screen to obstruct that view in an effort to ward off tourists, saying that the town has... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/japanese-town-to-build-screen-blocking-tourists-view-o-1851452666\"\n                                      title=\"Japanese Town To Build Screen Blocking Tourists\u2019 View Of Mount Fuji\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 10:15 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/taylor-swift-begins-day-by-playing-video-reminding-trav-1851441681\"\n                              title=\"\">Taylor Swift Begins Day By Playing Video Reminding Travis Kelce Who She Is, How Long They\u2019ve Dated<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/taylor-swift-begins-day-by-playing-video-reminding-trav-1851441681\"\n                                  alt=\"Taylor Swift Begins Day By Playing Video Reminding Travis Kelce Who She Is, How Long They\u2019ve Dated\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/d7ac49b0622678addc91b570f3112671.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>LEAWOOD, KS\u2014Urging her boyfriend to calm down after he woke up and immediately began to panic, Taylor Swift reportedly began her day Friday by playing a video reminding Travis Kelce who she is and how long... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/taylor-swift-begins-day-by-playing-video-reminding-trav-1851441681\"\n                                      title=\"Taylor Swift Begins Day By Playing Video Reminding Travis Kelce Who She Is, How Long They\u2019ve Dated\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 10:00 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/sorry-i-m-late-these-protesters-were-a-nightmare-say-1851452676\"\n                              title=\"\">\u2018Sorry I\u2019m Late\u2014These Protesters Were A Nightmare,\u2019 Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/sorry-i-m-late-these-protesters-were-a-nightmare-say-1851452676\"\n                                  alt=\"\u2018Sorry I\u2019m Late\u2014These Protesters Were A Nightmare,\u2019 Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/56cdb24cb229a07314fe8fe0333c4c14.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Read more...... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/sorry-i-m-late-these-protesters-were-a-nightmare-say-1851452676\"\n                                      title=\"\u2018Sorry I\u2019m Late\u2014These Protesters Were A Nightmare,\u2019 Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 2, 2024 - 6:55 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/airbnb-recreates-house-from-up-for-renters-1851452629\"\n                              title=\"\">Airbnb Recreates House From \u2018Up\u2019 For Renters<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/airbnb-recreates-house-from-up-for-renters-1851452629\"\n                                  alt=\"Airbnb Recreates House From \u2018Up\u2019 For Renters\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/abwm6w3prjmdcyvoqfxn.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>As part of a promotion for its new \u201cIcons\u201d category of rental properties, Airbnb recreated the floating house from the movie Up, which the company claims is a fully functional property that guests can stay in... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/airbnb-recreates-house-from-up-for-renters-1851452629\"\n                                      title=\"Airbnb Recreates House From \u2018Up\u2019 For Renters\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 2, 2024 - 6:42 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/kristi-noem-attempts-to-relieve-tension-from-negative-p-1851451899\"\n                              title=\"\">Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/kristi-noem-attempts-to-relieve-tension-from-negative-p-1851451899\"\n                                  alt=\"Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/3b1b11d0690212608cbebe456214bfd4.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Read more...... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/kristi-noem-attempts-to-relieve-tension-from-negative-p-1851451899\"\n                                      title=\"Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 2, 2024 - 3:45 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/trump-watching-movie-on-ipad-during-trial-without-using-1851449290\"\n                              title=\"\">Trump Watching Movie On iPad During Trial Without Using Headphones<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/trump-watching-movie-on-ipad-during-trial-without-using-1851449290\"\n                                  alt=\"Trump Watching Movie On iPad During Trial Without Using Headphones\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/68adc28ffee2f06913c9002de7e99fa4.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>NEW YORK\u2014Resting the device on his thighs behind the defendant\u2019s table, former President Donald Trump reportedly watched a movie on an iPad during his trial Thursday, not bothering to use headphones. As witness Keith Davidson continued... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/trump-watching-movie-on-ipad-during-trial-without-using-1851449290\"\n                                      title=\"Trump Watching Movie On iPad During Trial Without Using Headphones\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 2, 2024 - 2:15 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/cop-too-drunk-to-administer-field-sobriety-test-1851439453\"\n                              title=\"\">Cop Too Drunk To Administer Field Sobriety Test<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/cop-too-drunk-to-administer-field-sobriety-test-1851439453\"\n                                  alt=\"Cop Too Drunk To Administer Field Sobriety Test\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/fdad6fcf107491c1db10f5793b4aa857.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>BELOIT, WI\u2014After following a vehicle that had exited the parking lot of Hatley\u2019s Pub and pulling it over on suspicion of drunk driving, local traffic cop Travis Hatcher was reportedly too intoxicated Thursday to administer a... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/cop-too-drunk-to-administer-field-sobriety-test-1851439453\"\n                                      title=\"Cop Too Drunk To Administer Field Sobriety Test\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 2, 2024 - 12:01 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/biggest-prize-on-eastern-european-game-show-apparently-1851441679\"\n                              title=\"\">Biggest Prize On Eastern European Game Show Apparently Fridge<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/biggest-prize-on-eastern-european-game-show-apparently-1851441679\"\n                                  alt=\"Biggest Prize On Eastern European Game Show Apparently Fridge\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/61ea4263c0e244e552aca595aae1e72b.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>CHI\u015eIN\u0102U, MOLDOVA\u2014After turning on the TV in her hotel room and immediately becoming engrossed in Moldova\u2019s most popular program, tourist Jessica Nevins confirmed Thursday that the biggest prize on an Eastern European game show was apparently... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/biggest-prize-on-eastern-european-game-show-apparently-1851441679\"\n                                      title=\"Biggest Prize On Eastern European Game Show Apparently Fridge\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 2, 2024 - 10:45 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/idaho-man-arrested-for-kicking-bison-1851449844\"\n                              title=\"\">Idaho Man Arrested For Kicking Bison<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/idaho-man-arrested-for-kicking-bison-1851449844\"\n                                  alt=\"Idaho Man Arrested For Kicking Bison\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_80,w_636\/a1glirmtpgnnrgkq96yv.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A man from Idaho was arrested for allegedly kicking a bison, which subsequently injured him, at Yellowstone National Park while drunk, for which he now faces charges of disorderly conduct while under the influence and disturbing... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/idaho-man-arrested-for-kicking-bison-1851449844\"\n                                      title=\"Idaho Man Arrested For Kicking Bison\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Onion\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 2, 2024 - 10:30 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><\/ul><\/div>\n<div class=\"one_third newspaper newspaper1 rfnb_mergeN\"><ul class=\"rfnb_list expandible\" data-items=\"20\"><span  style=\"display: none;\" class=\"rfnb_expand toggle \" alt=\"Minimize\" title=\"Minimize\">-<\/span><h2 style=\"margin: 0;padding: 0;\" class=\"rfnb_feed_title\"><a><\/a><\/h2><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><span class=\"rfnb_new\">&#x25cf; <\/span><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/horoscopes\/horoscopes-today-daily-star-sign-32729888\"\n                              title=\"\">Horoscopes today: Daily star sign predictions from Russell Grant on May 4<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/horoscopes\/horoscopes-today-daily-star-sign-32729888\"\n                                  alt=\"Horoscopes today: Daily star sign predictions from Russell Grant on May 4\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article31163819.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/202_PS111023grantstars.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Today&#039;s horoscope will see one star sign stand up for someone who is being unfairly treated, while another will need to cut off links of the past. These are your Saturday horoscopes.... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/horoscopes\/horoscopes-today-daily-star-sign-32729888\"\n                                      title=\"Horoscopes today: Daily star sign predictions from Russell Grant on May 4\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 4, 2024 - 4:00 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thebeaverton.com\/2024\/05\/hardworking-leafs-tie-up-series-maximize-how-sad-fans-will-be-when-they-still-lose\/\"\n                              title=\"\">Hardworking Leafs tie up series, maximize how sad fans will be when they still lose<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thebeaverton.com\/2024\/05\/hardworking-leafs-tie-up-series-maximize-how-sad-fans-will-be-when-they-still-lose\/\"\n                                  alt=\"Hardworking Leafs tie up series, maximize how sad fans will be when they still lose\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebeaverton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/leafs-1024x683.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>TORONTO &#8211; The Toronto Maple Leafs have tied their playoff series against the rival Boston Bruins at 3-3, working hard to engineer a uniquely perfect opportunity to break their fans\u2019 collective hearts by losing in seven... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thebeaverton.com\/2024\/05\/hardworking-leafs-tie-up-series-maximize-how-sad-fans-will-be-when-they-still-lose\/\"\n                                      title=\"Hardworking Leafs tie up series, maximize how sad fans will be when they still lose\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebeaverton.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"The Beaverton\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebeaverton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/cropped-symbol-64x64.png\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 7:45 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/you-sharp-sighted-you-can-32720241\"\n                              title=\"\">You are sharp-sighted if you can spot missing screwdriver in less than 30 seconds<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/you-sharp-sighted-you-can-32720241\"\n                                  alt=\"You are sharp-sighted if you can spot missing screwdriver in less than 30 seconds\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32720465.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_Screenshot-2024-05-02-at-121617.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Clear your mind of distractions in order to spot the red screw driver in this busy bike shed. But be warned, it&#039;s harder than it looks, and takes on average 30 seconds to find... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/you-sharp-sighted-you-can-32720241\"\n                                      title=\"You are sharp-sighted if you can spot missing screwdriver in less than 30 seconds\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 6:30 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/husband-replied-advert-one-night-32731401\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;Husband replied to an advert for a one-night stand \u2014 I gave birth 38 days ago&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/husband-replied-advert-one-night-32731401\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;Husband replied to an advert for a one-night stand \u2014 I gave birth 38 days ago&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/article32731400.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/3_stressed-mother-and-her-baby.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A woman has been left heartbroken after discovering her husband has been searching for a hook-up just 38 days after she gave birth to their son and social media users are urging her to divorce him... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/husband-replied-advert-one-night-32731401\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;Husband replied to an advert for a one-night stand \u2014 I gave birth 38 days ago&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 6:05 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/world-news\/woman-sparks-debate-after-charging-32731633\"\n                              title=\"\">Woman sparks debate after charging boyfriend rent because &#039;water isn&#039;t free&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/world-news\/woman-sparks-debate-after-charging-32731633\"\n                                  alt=\"Woman sparks debate after charging boyfriend rent because &#039;water isn&#039;t free&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32731757.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_Influencer-called-miserly-because-she-charges-boyfriend-rent-when-he-stays-over.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A woman has split opinion online after she admitted she charges her boyfriend rent when he stays over at her house because the utilities he uses while he&#039;s there aren&#039;t &#039;free&#039;... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/world-news\/woman-sparks-debate-after-charging-32731633\"\n                                      title=\"Woman sparks debate after charging boyfriend rent because &#039;water isn&#039;t free&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 5:01 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/real-life-stories\/we-swapped-home-busy-lives-32731573\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;We swapped our home and busy lives to live on boat with our kids and pets - we halved our outgoings&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/real-life-stories\/we-swapped-home-busy-lives-32731573\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;We swapped our home and busy lives to live on boat with our kids and pets - we halved our outgoings&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32731560.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/1_2SOCIAL-IMAGE-Mirror-exclusive-right-2.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Rich and Jackie MacKenzie spend their time travelling the UK&#039;s waterways on their secondhand 60ft narrowboat after making a life-changing decision... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/real-life-stories\/we-swapped-home-busy-lives-32731573\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;We swapped our home and busy lives to live on boat with our kids and pets - we halved our outgoings&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 4:36 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/wimpy-turns-70-famous-fans-32730991\"\n                              title=\"\">Wimpy turns 70 - famous fans, top model who flipped burgers and forgotten menu favourites<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/wimpy-turns-70-famous-fans-32730991\"\n                                  alt=\"Wimpy turns 70 - famous fans, top model who flipped burgers and forgotten menu favourites\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32731315.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_JS331874536-copy.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>As Wimpy turns 70, we look back at some of the most famous faces who love the chain - including Lulu, Paddy McGuinness, Stacey Solomon and TOWIE sisters Billie and Sam Faiers - with even Brad... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/wimpy-turns-70-famous-fans-32730991\"\n                                      title=\"Wimpy turns 70 - famous fans, top model who flipped burgers and forgotten menu favourites\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 4:34 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/im-leaving-house-family-instead-32731090\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;I&#039;m leaving my house to family instead of partner - he&#039;s fuming but I say it&#039;s fair&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/im-leaving-house-family-instead-32731090\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;I&#039;m leaving my house to family instead of partner - he&#039;s fuming but I say it&#039;s fair&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article29878549.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/1_GettyImages-1159690851.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A woman has been left in an awkward situation after her partner, who she lives with, discovered that she intends to leave her home and pension to her sister and her baby instead of him in... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/im-leaving-house-family-instead-32731090\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;I&#039;m leaving my house to family instead of partner - he&#039;s fuming but I say it&#039;s fair&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 4:01 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/only-most-eagle-eyed-can-32678684\"\n                              title=\"\">Only the most &#039;eagle-eyed&#039; can spot the missing bucket hat in under 2 minutes<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/only-most-eagle-eyed-can-32678684\"\n                                  alt=\"Only the most &#039;eagle-eyed&#039; can spot the missing bucket hat in under 2 minutes\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32678749.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_Festival-Brainteaser-Bucket-HatJPG.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Bucket hats are a must at a music festival, but do you think you&#039;ve got what it takes to spot the one hidden within this festival scene? Give it a go if you think you&#039;re eagle-eyed... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/only-most-eagle-eyed-can-32678684\"\n                                      title=\"Only the most &#039;eagle-eyed&#039; can spot the missing bucket hat in under 2 minutes\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 4:00 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/my-bikini-picture-went-viral-32730306\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;My bikini picture went viral \u2014 I can&#039;t believe what people are saying about it&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/my-bikini-picture-went-viral-32730306\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;My bikini picture went viral \u2014 I can&#039;t believe what people are saying about it&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/article32730304.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/1_instagram.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>American social media influencer Carly Weinstein recently shared some snaps of herself sunning it up in Spain \u2014 and what people said about them totally blew her away... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/my-bikini-picture-went-viral-32730306\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;My bikini picture went viral \u2014 I can&#039;t believe what people are saying about it&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 3:27 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/world-news\/walkers-fans-only-just-realising-32730390\"\n                              title=\"\">Walkers fans are only just realising why crisp brand is called Lays outside UK<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/world-news\/walkers-fans-only-just-realising-32730390\"\n                                  alt=\"Walkers fans are only just realising why crisp brand is called Lays outside UK\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32730766.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_Lays-potato-chips-packs-seen-in-a-Target-superstore.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>If you&#039;ve been on holiday abroad, you&#039;ve likely noticed that Walkers are known by another name - while the packaging appears very similar there are a number of differences between Lays and Walkers... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/world-news\/walkers-fans-only-just-realising-32730390\"\n                                      title=\"Walkers fans are only just realising why crisp brand is called Lays outside UK\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 3:05 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/sex-relationships\/relationships\/my-wife-keeps-complaining-dont-32728611\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;My wife keeps complaining I don&#039;t do enough chores - so I taught her a lesson&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/sex-relationships\/relationships\/my-wife-keeps-complaining-dont-32728611\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;My wife keeps complaining I don&#039;t do enough chores - so I taught her a lesson&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article29881061.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_Low-section-of-man-vacuuming-floor-while-woman-cleaning-shelves-in-background-at-home.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A man has claimed he always does his fair share around the house, so when his wife began demanding more and more from him, he decided to take revenge in the best way... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/lifestyle\/sex-relationships\/relationships\/my-wife-keeps-complaining-dont-32728611\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;My wife keeps complaining I don&#039;t do enough chores - so I taught her a lesson&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 2:15 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/my-boyfriend-left-another-woman-32730007\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;My boyfriend left me for another woman - some say I took my revenge too far&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/my-boyfriend-left-another-woman-32730007\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;My boyfriend left me for another woman - some say I took my revenge too far&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/article32730002.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/2_depressed-sad-woman-in-her-bed-health-problems.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A woman has been slammed after admitting she faked her own death to get back at her ex-boyfriend, who left her for his ex-girlfriend six months ago... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/my-boyfriend-left-another-woman-32730007\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;My boyfriend left me for another woman - some say I took my revenge too far&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 1:41 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/bride-makes-last-minute-change-32729730\"\n                              title=\"\">Bride makes last-minute &#039;change of groom&#039; - leaving wedding guests baffled<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/bride-makes-last-minute-change-32729730\"\n                                  alt=\"Bride makes last-minute &#039;change of groom&#039; - leaving wedding guests baffled\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/article32729728.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/1_a-bride-getting-ready-before-her-wedding-ceremony.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A woman has shared the story of how she was left feeling &quot;betrayed&quot; after attending her friend&#039;s wedding only to discover that the bride had made a last-minute &quot;change of groom&quot;... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/bride-makes-last-minute-change-32729730\"\n                                      title=\"Bride makes last-minute &#039;change of groom&#039; - leaving wedding guests baffled\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 1:38 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/mrs-hinch-fans-swear-by-32678649\"\n                              title=\"\">Mrs Hinch fans &#039;swear by&#039; 10-minute trick for lifting stubborn bathroom ceiling mould<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/mrs-hinch-fans-swear-by-32678649\"\n                                  alt=\"Mrs Hinch fans &#039;swear by&#039; 10-minute trick for lifting stubborn bathroom ceiling mould\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk\/incoming\/article28182911.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/3_JS221187516.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Around one-third of Brits are grappling with fungus inside their homes, so Mrs Hinch fans have shared some useful products that will help banish bathroom ceiling mould for good... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/mrs-hinch-fans-swear-by-32678649\"\n                                      title=\"Mrs Hinch fans &#039;swear by&#039; 10-minute trick for lifting stubborn bathroom ceiling mould\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 1:00 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/i-walked-out-date-because-32728625\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;I walked out on date because he farted at the table - but he says I overreacted&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/i-walked-out-date-because-32728625\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;I walked out on date because he farted at the table - but he says I overreacted&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32627417.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/1_Friendly-waitress-serving-couple-at-a-restaurant.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A woman has taken to social media to ask whether she was in the wrong for walking out on a date because her love interest passed wind soon after their dinner arrived - with he claiming... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/i-walked-out-date-because-32728625\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;I walked out on date because he farted at the table - but he says I overreacted&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 12:07 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/money\/i-never-knew-wimpy-iconic-32722798\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;I never knew Wimpy was so iconic until I tried it for the first time - it beats McDonald&#039;s&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/money\/i-never-knew-wimpy-iconic-32722798\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;I never knew Wimpy was so iconic until I tried it for the first time - it beats McDonald&#039;s&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32722903.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/1_Screenshot-2024-05-02-at-153244.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>Reporter Lucy Marshall walked passed her local Wimpy chain without going in for two decades - now, she has shared what she thought of the long-standing high street icon after trying it for the first time... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/money\/i-never-knew-wimpy-iconic-32722798\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;I never knew Wimpy was so iconic until I tried it for the first time - it beats McDonald&#039;s&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 12:03 pm<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item rfnb_adsense\"><div data-cfptl=\"1\" id=\"conks-1044197550\"><div data-cfpa=\"285122\" data-cfpw=\"285122\" id=\"conks-497931695\"><center><h2>Books by Jennifer Oliver O'Connell:<\/h2><br \/>\r\n<div class='amazon-auto-links'><div class='warning' data-type='ad_widget_search' data-id='279602' data-locale='US'><p>Auto Amazon Links: No products found.<\/p><\/div><!-- Rendered with Auto Amazon Links by miunosoft --><\/div><\/center><\/div><script type=\"text\/javascript\">;new advadsCfpAd( 285122 );<\/script><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/i-caught-boyfriend-cheating-during-32728418\"\n                              title=\"\">&#039;I caught my boyfriend cheating on me during his proposal - but I got the best revenge&#039;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/i-caught-boyfriend-cheating-during-32728418\"\n                                  alt=\"&#039;I caught my boyfriend cheating on me during his proposal - but I got the best revenge&#039;\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/article32728413.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_proposal.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A woman has shared the moment she caught her boyfriend cheating on her during his proposal - but she managed to get the best revenge and is now in a &#039;very loving relationship&#039;... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/us-news\/i-caught-boyfriend-cheating-during-32728418\"\n                                      title=\"&#039;I caught my boyfriend cheating on me during his proposal - but I got the best revenge&#039;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 11:50 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/common-locks-mistake-people-make-32727236\"\n                              title=\"\">Common locks mistake people make compromises home security - but there&#039;s an easy fix<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/common-locks-mistake-people-make-32727236\"\n                                  alt=\"Common locks mistake people make compromises home security - but there&#039;s an easy fix\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32726808.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_new-exclusive-social-copy.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>A security expert has claimed there&#039;s a mistake many of us make when locking our doors that could compromise the safety of our homes - but there&#039;s an easy fix... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/common-locks-mistake-people-make-32727236\"\n                                      title=\"Common locks mistake people make compromises home security - but there&#039;s an easy fix\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 11:03 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><li class=\"rfnb_item\" ><div class=\"rfnb_item_wrapper\"><a class=\"rfnb_title \" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/health\/your-garden-summer-ready-five-32722378\"\n                              title=\"\">Get your garden summer-ready with these five trending projects to inspire<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_container \"><a class=\"newspaper_image\"  target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/health\/your-garden-summer-ready-five-32722378\"\n                                  alt=\"Get your garden summer-ready with these five trending projects to inspire\" ><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article32722618.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s98\/0_020524decking.jpg\"  onerror=\"this.parentElement.style.display='none';\" ><\/a>With internet searches for \u2018DIY pergolas\u2019 and \u2018how to build a raised planter\u2019 seeing more than a 5,000 per cent increase this month, us Brits are clearly thinking of sprucing up our outdoor spaces - and... <a class=\"rfnb_readmore\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/health\/your-garden-summer-ready-five-32722378\"\n                                      title=\"Get your garden summer-ready with these five trending projects to inspire\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><div class=\"rfnb_metadata\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" \" title=\"Mirror - Weird News\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rfnb_feed_img\" src=\"https:\/\/mirror.co.uk\/favicon.ico\" onerror=\"this.src='https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/feed-news-blocks\/img\/feed-icon.png';\"><\/a><span class=\"rfnb_date\">Published: May 3, 2024 - 11:00 am<\/span><span class=\"clear-both\"><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li><\/ul><\/div>\n \n<\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-da897e2 elementor-section-stretched elementor-section-full_width elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"da897e2\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;stretch_section&quot;:&quot;section-stretched&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-d229368\" data-id=\"d229368\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FUNNY NEWS <a class=\"g1-link g1-link-more\" href=\"https:\/\/conk.com\/funny-news-3-column\/\">More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"elementor_header_footer","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}