FUNNY NEWS
- ● Weird: Democrats Suddenly Saying 'Woman' Today As If Everyone Knows What It Means
U.S.—Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from “women.” Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in... Read more »
Published: June 24, 2022 - 10:58 pm - ● Delivery Guy Patiently Waits 'Til You're In Bathroom To Deliver Package That Requires Signature
U.S.—Shocking new research has revealed that delivery persons carrying sensitive packages will oftentimes hide in the bushes outside the delivery address until the intended recipient is in the bathroom, at which point they will jump out of their... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 8:58 pm - ● Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have temporarily pushed pause on the January 6th hearings in order to lead an insurrection against the federal government. The post Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection appeared first on The Babylon Bee.... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 8:28 pm - ● Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public
The Supreme Court has ruled that Americans have a right to carry firearms in public for self-defense, a major expansion of gun rights likely to lead to more people legally armed in cities and beyond. What... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 8:01 pm
- ● Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers
DALLAS—In the wake of the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, local anti-abortion advocate Mary Firkins, 54, excitedly announced Friday that she would now switch her full-time attention to the shaming of young... Read more » - ● Nation’s Centrists Stubbornly Double Down On Claim That Roe v. Wade Not At Risk
NEW YORK—Asserting there was no need to worry about the highly unlikely outcome, the nation’s centrists reportedly doubled down Friday on their claim that Roe v. Wade was not at risk. “People are blowing this whole... Read more » - ● Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists
WASHINGTON—In a touching moment following Friday’s Supreme Court’s 5-4 decision overruling Roe v. Wade and eliminating the constitutional right to an abortion, Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas reportedly championed the better future they’d created for... Read more » - ● Kavanaugh Burns Down His Home Just To Get It Over With
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources in the D.C. area, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh decided to "go ahead and get it over with" and burn his own home down before tonight's protests break out. The post Kavanaugh Burns... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 5:25 pm - ● 'Pretty Cool We Overturned Roe, Right Fellas?' Says David French Trying To Sit At Trump Voters' Lunch Table
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Following the U.S. Supreme Court's 6-3 ruling overturning the constitutionality of Roe v. Wade, columnist David French was seen trying to sit at the cool lunch table filled with Trump voters. The post 'Pretty Cool... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 5:15 pm - ● Authorities Warn Tonight's Protests May Escalate From 'Mostly Peaceful' To 'Somewhat Peaceful'
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Homeland Security has raised the level of its National Protest Advisory System (NPAS) from "Mostly Peaceful" to "Somewhat Peaceful" in response to swelling crowds outside the Supreme Court Building. The post Authorities Warn Tonight's Protests May Escalate... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 5:11 pm
Fake News:
- ● Prominent liberals are waging an insane insurrectionist war against the legitimacy of the Supreme Court because they're mad Roe v. Wade got overturned
These are trying, terrible times: Enraged by the Supreme Court's striking down of nationwide abortion-right mandates, liberals have set out on an aggressive, extremist, insurrectionist attempt to delegitimize the highest court in the land and overturn... Read more »
Published: June 25, 2022 - 1:59 am - ● Senior Editor of Engadget calls for the Supreme Court to be burned down, and he’s not the only one
There are a lot of blue checks out there tonight calling for fire and blood (and Twitter hasn't suspended any of them), but one on journalist Andy Ngo's long list stands out.... Read more »Published: June 25, 2022 - 1:56 am - ● What a ghoul! The View's "Republican" host Ana Navarro went on CNN and used her mentally handicapped family members as examples of why abortion is necessary
Just when you've seen the most ghoulish and disgusting take on the Dobbs ruling overturning Roe, someone from the media will come along and top it.... Read more »Published: June 25, 2022 - 12:41 am - ● Rogers releases rainbow coloured $600 cellphone bill for Pride
TORONTO – As Pride Month heats up and companies across Canada express their support for the LGBTQ+ community, one of Canada’s largest telecom providers has rolled out their latest pride month initiative: a rainbow coloured $600... Read more »
Published: June 24, 2022 - 9:45 pm - ● All guns reclassified as Chekhov’s guns
OTTAWA – Following a new survey that found that 99.9% of firearms turn out to be important to the plot, the Federal government has issued a nationwide reclassification of all privately owned firearms as Chekhov’s guns.... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 9:31 pm - ● British troll-artist Count Dankula changed his Twitter handle to "Justice Dankula" and the libs on Twitter think he's REALLY a Supreme Court Justice
The British online personality Mark Meechan, known as Count Dankula, is one of the greatest right-wing trolls there is.... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 9:29 pm - ● Bartenders urged not to serve 'whisky thief' in illustrated warning
Bartenders have been urged against serving a "whisky thief" with a "distinctive red scar on his neck", whose likeness has been depicted in an illustrated warning... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 8:03 pm
- ● Disney, Expedia, DICK'S, and PayPal among slew of companies to reaffirm use of your money to fund out-of-state abortions for employees
After Roe was killed, many completely and totally unpartisan companies that want to respect the laws and will of half of America spent all day reassuring their employees that they would bend over backward to send... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 7:51 pm - ● Weird gas station calls them “Sloovies”
The post Weird gas station calls them “Sloovies” appeared first on The Beaverton.... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 7:30 pm - ● Watch: Based Latina woman shocks Univision reporter when she says exactly what she thinks of "pro-choice" men
This Univision reporter got a pretty big shock while interviewing a pro-life Latina at an event in DC celebrating the end of Roe v. Wade.... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 7:26 pm - ● The Summer Treat No One Asked For: The "Frenchsicle" Ketchup Popsicle
French's is releasing a limited edition popsicle featuring their classic ketchup. Thankfully for us here in the US of A, the popsicle will only be available at a few select locations in Canada.... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 7:21 pm - ● In the wake of Roe v. Wade's repeal, Clarence Thomas just urged the Supreme Court to reconsider its decisions on gay marriage and contraception ⚔️
Well shoot, the man is just straight-up going for it:... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 7:07 pm - ● Canadian women rest easy in the knowledge misogyny uniquely American problem
OTTAWA – Across the nation, women are reacting to today’s horrifying news that the U.S. Supreme Court has struck down Roe v. Wade with compassion for their American counterparts, but are taking comfort in knowing that... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 6:44 pm - ● Texas AG declares "abortion is illegal here," sends advisory to pursue criminal charges for abortion providers
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton issued a statement on Friday, declaring "abortion is illegal [in Texas]" after the U.S. Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade earlier in the day.... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 6:17 pm - ● Ya might want to pick up a blaster or ten before Biden gets his hands on this
Thanks, Republican senators who made the first step toward killing the 2A a reality!... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 6:00 pm - ● Education Department announces 700-page Title IX amendment to stop "harassment" based on subjective gender identity
The U.S. Department of Education announced in a 701-page document its intent to change Title IX school regulations to "fully protect students from all forms of sex discrimination," Education Secretary Miguel A. Cardona said on Thursday.... Read more »Published: June 24, 2022 - 5:46 pm
Real (Ridiculous) News:
- A.F. Branco Cartoon – Orange Wolf Bad
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- ● The little boy who cried 'Trump guilty'
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Published: June 24, 2022 - 12:48 am - If the economy were a bike
The post If the economy were a bike appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: June 22, 2022 - 10:42 pm - Capitol Hill geniuses
The post Capitol Hill geniuses appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: June 20, 2022 - 10:59 pm - It's a free country
The post It's a free country appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: June 16, 2022 - 10:59 pm - GOP's white-flag law
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