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- Hip Worship Band Switches To Sea Shanties
GREENVILLE, SC—In an effort to stay relevant in an ever-changing musical landscape, Elevate Spiritsong Worship Team of Spiritsong Church is introducing an all sea-shanty musical lineup for church this Sunday. The post Hip Worship Band Switches... Read more »
Published: January 21, 2021 - 11:51 pm - Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office. The post Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 10:42 pm - White House Press Corps Wears New Cheerleading Uniforms To Press Briefing
WASHINGTON, D.C.—With a new administration taking over, the White House press corps marked the special occasion by wearing their newly issued uniforms: blue and white cheerleading outfits emblazoned with Biden's name. The post White House Press... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 9:37 pm - Biden To Reestablish Diplomatic Relations With ISIS
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a quiet inauguration ceremony Wednesday, Biden has announced his first major foreign policy change: reestablishing diplomatic relations with the Islamic caliphate known as ISIS. The post Biden To Reestablish Diplomatic Relations With ISIS appeared... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 8:11 pm - NBA Fans Admit They Could Have Used Longer Break From Chris Webber
WASHINGTON—Lamenting the quick turnaround from the 2020 NBA “Bubble” to the start of a new season, the nation’s basketball fans admitted Thursday they could have used a longer break from TNT broadcaster Chris Webber. “Sure I’m... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 7:40 pm
- Here Is A Terrifying List Of Biden's First Executive Orders As President
We knew it was coming, but it still stings. From his very first minute in office, Biden wasted no time in undoing American greatness with a stroke of his pen. We still have 4 years left.... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 7:15 pm - Fauci Says 100 Million Vaccinations In 100 Days Is Feasible
Dr. Anthony Fauci said in an interview that President Biden’s plan to have 100 million Americans vaccinated in his first 100 days in office is “absolutely a doable thing” as two more pharmaceutical companies submit vaccines... Read more » - Inaugural Address Spills Over Into Second Day As Biden Continues To List Greatest Issues Facing Nation
WASHINGTON—Carrying on breathlessly with no sign of soon stopping, President Joe Biden’s inaugural address spilled over into the second day Thursday as he continued to list the greatest issues facing the nation. “Child poverty, crumbling infrastructure,... Read more » - Pete Buttigieg Vows To Bring Together Small-Town And Big-City Streets Into One Beautiful American Intersection
WASHINGTON—In response to questions about his plans for the agency at his Senate confirmation hearing, Secretary of Transportation nominee Pete Buttigieg vowed Thursday to bring together small-town and big-city streets into one beautiful American intersection. “The... Read more » - CNN Praises Biden For Causing Sun To Rise In East This Morning
U.S.—CNN and other media outlets praised President Biden for causing the sun to rise this morning. The post CNN Praises Biden For Causing Sun To Rise In East This Morning appeared first on The Babylon Bee.... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 5:56 pm - Joe Biden Wins Nobel Prize For His Incredible First Day As President
SWEDEN—According to sources in the media, President Biden had an incredible first day in office. After signing executive orders to end racism, global warming, and Republican domestic terrorism, the Norwegian Nobel Committee agreed that this was possibly... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 5:26 pm - Space Force Carries Out Coup, Trump Declared President Of Space
EARTH ORBIT—While it seemed the inauguration of the 46th president went off peacefully, the worst fears of the country manifested as Donald Trump staged a military coup to retain power. Most didn’t notice, though, because he... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 4:11 pm - Archaeologists Uncover Separate Team Of Archaeologists Digging Towards Them From Other Side Of Globe
MENDOZA, ARGENTINA—Announcing that they had made an astounding once-in-a-lifetime discovery, a team of archaeologists from Rutgers University Thursday reportedly uncovered a separate team of archaeologists digging toward them from the other side of the globe. “While... Read more » - Know Your Rights: If A Cop Asks You To Stop Gaming, You Don’t Have To
We at OGN believe it’s impossible to overstate the importance of knowing your rights as a gamer. Especially in this day and age as more fanboys and girls than ever are seeing their civil liberties infringed... Read more » 
- Secret Service Agent Heroically Dives In Front Of Strong Breeze That Could Have Killed Biden
Hear why authorities are now questioning how this 10 to 15 mph gust was able to get so close to the 78-year-old president in the first place.Read more...... Read more » - Rescue Crews In China Work To Save Trapped Miners
Rescuers are working to save 22 people trapped 2,000 feet underground inside a gold mine that collapsed nine days ago in China’s eastern Shandong Province. What do you think?Read more...... Read more » - Supporters Waltz With Cutouts Of Biden, Harris During Socially Distanced Inaugural Ball
WASHINGTON—Paying $10,000 a ticket to participate in the festivities, wealthy Biden supporters waltzed with cardboard cutouts of the president and Vice President Kamala Harris Wednesday during the socially distanced inaugural ball. “It’s great to still be... Read more » - Local Wife Will Take Down Christmas Decorations When She’s Good And Ready
GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Despite Christmas being several weeks in the rearview mirror, the Boyle house in Grand Rapids is still filled with holiday knickknacks, stockings, and two fully decorated Christmas trees. Traci, the matriarch of the home,... Read more »Published: January 20, 2021 - 11:39 pm
- ● Stacey Solomon's nifty trick for making her stained cream sofa look brand new
Loose Women star Stacey Solomon took to her Instagram stories to show her 4 million followers how she transformed her dirty and stained cream sofa for under £30... Read more »Published: January 22, 2021 - 12:29 pm
- ● Woman urged to leave date after noticing odd detail in man's glasses reflection
A TikTok user filmed the moment she claims to have caught her date looking at dating profile after zooming in on his glasses - and it's been viewed nearly 500,000 times... Read more » - ● Woman shares iconic Wetherspoon cocktail recipes so you make them at home
A Wetherspoon fan took to TikTok to share the chain's much-loved pitcher recipes so you can recreate your favourite cocktails in lockdown - and viewers have called her a "Godsend"... Read more » - ● Simple rock with Cookie Monster's face inside could be worth eye-watering £7,300
Footage of the unusual rock was posted on social media by Mike Bowers, a specialist in agate stones, accompanied by the iconic children's TV character singing about the letter C... Read more » - Jason Kenney thanks Biden for giving him new thing to blame all of Alberta’s economic woes on
EDMONTON – Following incoming President Joe Biden’s decision to scrap approvals for the Keystone XL pipeline, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney called Biden to personally thank him for “basically writing every angry speech I’ll give for the... Read more »
Published: January 21, 2021 - 8:23 pm - Woman saw spirits and her body from above when she died for 37 seconds
For weeks before giving birth Stephanie Arnold had premonitions that she would die in labour. Her fears came true for 37 seconds, in which she had an out-of-body experience and says she saw dead loved ones... Read more » - McDonald's customer left in stitches after finding huge error with food order
A McDonald's customer was baffled after making an hilarious error on an order for a late-night takeaway - and then managed to get it wrong for a second time when they tried to rectify the mistake... Read more » - Russian opposition leader Navalny will get fair trial, says head judge Vladimir Rutin
MOSCOW – Following the arrest of frequent Vladimir Putin critic Alexei Navalny, skeptics have been assured that the upcoming trial will be fair and impartial, according to newly-appointed head judge Vladimir Rutin. “I want to assure... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 6:53 pm - Woman shares 'game-changing' hack for getting pen off sofa after kids drew on it
A TikTok user who loves cleaning has shared her simple yet 'game-changing' trick for getting pen marks off sofas and chairs after children have drawn on them... Read more » - Mitch McConnell bites hand that no longer feeds him
WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning show of bravery Mitch McConnell has publicly blamed President Trump for the January 6th Capitol riots, effectively biting the hand that’s fed him for the past four years, after making... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 4:47 pm - 'Most beautiful girl in the world' says she's been trolled for her looks
Since receiving TC Candler's title of "most beautiful girl in the world", 19-year-old Yael Shelbia has been inundated with hurtful messages from trolls - but she's not letting it hold her back... Read more » - Woman realises why she's always tired after catching culprit on night camera
Susie took to TikTok to share the hilarious footage her camera captured one night that went a long way in explaining why she always feels so tired when she wakes up each morning... Read more » - Woman's DIY fail leaves people in stitches after she tried to paint her room
A woman who was left in stitches after her efforts to redecorate went very, very wrong, shared her epic mistake on TikTok and it went viral... Read more » - Man's 'amazing' holiday review takes turn when wife 'seduced' by hotel masseuse
A man's TripAdvisor review for The Palms resort on the Turks and Caicos Islands has caused a stir after he claimed his wife was 'seduced' by the hotel's masseuse during their stay... Read more » - Man's secret basement dungeon hidden behind bookshelf is creeping people out
A homeowner took to TikTok to show-off a secret room in his house that's currently under renovation - but many freaked out viewers have said it looks like a "dungeon"... Read more » - 'Date's unforgettable reply when I projectile vomited over his bathroom wall'
EXCLUSIVE: Erika McCall and Niesha Forbes have brought together a series of funny, embarrassing and just horrifying dating stories for their new book, All Good Just A Week Ago. This week, they're sharing their favourite tales... Read more » - Teacher adds cheeky instruction to homework to check students read it properly
A teacher who wanted to check that his pupils were reading all of his instructions during lockdown came up with a cheeky way to make sure they were reading their homework... Read more » - Groom's 'aggressive' wedding prank sparks outrage as wife told to 'divorce him'
A video that a bride shared to TikTok of a wedding "prank" that saw her husband throw cake in her face, has been harshly criticised, with people calling the act a "major red flag"... Read more » - American girl sparks fierce debate for saying McDonald's is 'much better' in UK
A girl from the states who tried McDonald's in the UK for the first time, shocked TikTok viewers after sharing her controversial thoughts on the fast-food chain's most popular items on the menu... Read more » - Man who thought he had ordered bargain drill left in stitches when it arrives
A man who thought he had ordered a bargain drill was left baffled when the delivery looked a lot different than expected - and people were left in hysterics at his simple mistake... Read more »
- ● “Lockdown Might Last Into March” Taoiseach Tells Nation That Already Figured This Out 4 Weeks AgoTHANKING the Taoiseach and other government representatives for the ‘heads up’, a slightly embarrassed-for-the-government public informed the Taoiseach that they are actually about 4-6 weeks ahead of the government on most Covid-19 related realisations. “No honestly,... Read more »
Published: January 22, 2021 - 12:08 pm - ● Backstreet Frontal Lobotomy Ring Busted As Desperate People Try Forgetting 2020DUBLIN Gardaí have confirmed the arrest of 12 backstreet doctors and thousands of euros worth of stolen medical equipment in an early morning raid on four premises across the city, believed to be operating as frontal... Read more »Published: January 22, 2021 - 11:37 am
- ● Irish Courts Star Embroiled In UFC FightONE OF Ireland’s most promising Irish criminal court stars is facing reputational ruin after he was embroiled in an unseemly UFC fight, WWN can reveal. “This is on the eve of what’s potentially his biggest court... Read more »Published: January 22, 2021 - 11:13 am
- ● How to spice up your relationship with your right handHAS the spark fizzled out between you and your dominant hand? Turn up the heat in the bedroom with these saucy tips.... Read more »
Published: January 22, 2021 - 10:44 am
- ● Weather: Temperatures To Slut Drop This WeekendMET ÉIREANN has given a nationwide ‘slut drop’ warning with temperatures plummeting so much they will touch their arse off the ground before sensually rising back up early next week in a seducing manner. “We expect... Read more »Published: January 22, 2021 - 10:30 am
- ● Government to reward catching Covid with fabulous cash prizeANYONE who catches Covid is to be rewarded for their efforts with £500, cash in hand, no questions asked, to spend on whatever they want. ... Read more »
- ● Your guide to coping with a partner who’s an embarrassing twatARE you in a long-term relationship with someone you’ve realised is an embarrassing twat? Here are some common problems and what to do about them.... Read more »
- ● How to be a badass while self-isolating, by Matt HancockYO. Matt here. You may have noticed I consider myself pretty damn cool. So after my Covid scare, here’s how I’m self-isolating with ATTITUDE. Party on, dudes!... Read more »
- “Lol, No!” West Tells Poorer Nations Begging For VaccinesWEALTHY Western nations have responded to pleas from poorer nations around the world, many of them projected to only get the Covid-19 vaccine sometime in 2023, with a resounding “Lol, no”, WWN can reveal. Not entirely... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 5:02 pm
- “I Definitely Won’t Regret Promising Nationwide Vaccination By September”IGNORING the frantic, panicked waving from cabinet colleagues and the HSE, Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly has doubled down on his confirmation that everyone in Ireland will be offered a vaccine by September 2021 safe in... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 4:28 pm
- 5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT!
AND TIPS TO COUNTER THOSE SPIRITS! LITTLE ROCK, AR – You can prevent evil spirits ... READ MORE5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT! The post 5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 4:08 pm
- Single Man Successfully Grows Virginity Back During LockdownA LOCAL Waterford man is now the subject of intense interest and intrigue from the scientific community after successfully growing his virginity back, WWN can reveal. Jack Curran (28) is one of many singletons adversely affected... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 3:49 pm
- Spotting An Undercover Guard On Snapchat: A GuideWITH the pandemic pushing pushers adopting new methods and technologies to properly sell their wares, gardaí have been forced to adopt new personas in a bid to crack down on the sale of narcotics on social... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 2:00 pm
- Gardaí Arrest 11 At QAmadán Protest At Four CourtsA GROUP apparently influenced by similar US based groups; 11 people belonging to the QAmadán group were arrested by gardaí outside the Four Courts yesterday, WWN can reveal. Radicalised online in recent years, it is not... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 1:03 pm
- Revealed: All Of Biden’s Executive OrdersNEWLY installed US president Joe Biden wasted no time in reversing some of the previous administrations’ policies by issuing no fewer than 17 executive orders last night. Doling out executive orders like they were 2 for... Read more »Published: January 21, 2021 - 12:01 pm
- Insurer disgusted by suggestion it might have to ‘pay out’ over floodsAN insurance company is horrified by the suggestion that it might ‘pay out’ to ‘claimants’ on its ‘policies’. ... Read more »
- Warhammer, Doctor Who and Judge Dredd obsessive sees himself as a ‘triple threat’AN expert in three fields of geek subculture thinks of himself as a ‘triple threat’ to both fellow dorks and the hearts of women.... Read more »
- Your guide to the dangers of working from bedCELEBS like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Keeley Hawes have revealed they like to work from bed. But what are the hidden dangers? Here is a guide every homeworker should read.... Read more »
- Three big houses in Grimsby, and other things you could buy for the price of a London propertyTHE average house price in London is now £500,000 and that will only bag you a pokey little flat. Here are some better ways to spend your money.... Read more »
- Remembering four years of bullshit: take our commemorative Trump quizHE’S without doubt the greatest president ever, beating even Richard Nixon and George W. Bush. But what do you remember about Trump’s four years at the helm? ... Read more »