FUNNY NEWS
- ● Dangerous New Freedom Variant Causing People To Ignore Government And Live Their Lives
U.S.—Experts are warning of yet another new problem facing the nation: They’ve spotted a new, more dangerous freedom variant spreading among the populace. This freedom is so virulent that people infected by it feel they can... Read more »
Published: July 23, 2021 - 8:55 pm - ● Unemployment Up 800% Among Ethnic Mascots
U.S.—The new unemployment numbers are out, and they're pretty discouraging: among ethnic mascots of baseball teams and corporate brands, unemployment has skyrocketed 800% in the past year. The post Unemployment Up 800% Among Ethnic Mascots appeared... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 8:30 pm - ● Dozens Of Athletes Incinerated After Being Attracted To Sight Of Glowing Olympic Flame
TOKYO—Wide-eyed and moving in a trance-like state as the bright light drew them forth, dozens of athletes were incinerated Friday during the opening ceremony of the Olympics, with reports confirming the world-class competitors were unable to... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 7:55 pm
- ● U.S. Life Expectancy Sees Biggest Drop Since WWII
A new CDC study found that in 2020 the average American life expectancy fell by a year and a half due mainly to the coronavirus pandemic, with Black and Hispanic American life expectancy experiencing a far... Read more » - ● Patrolling West Bank Just Not Same Without Big Cone Of Chunky Monkey In Hand
HEBRON, WEST BANK—Lamenting the loss of his favorite summer treat, Israeli soldier Avi Berman told reporters Friday that patrolling the West Bank just wasn’t the same without a big cone of Chunky Monkey in his hand.... Read more » - ● Signs Your Significant Other Might Be Cheating On You
When it comes to infidelity, sometimes actions speak louder than words. Here are the most important signs to watch out for if you think your significant other might be cheating on you.Read more...... Read more » - ● Man Can Already See Difference In Body After Just One Week Of Starting To Decompose
BUTTE, MO—Impressed by how fast the changes were occurring, local man Marty Kerrig could reportedly already see the difference in his body Friday just one week after starting to decompose. “Wow, I began this process only... Read more » - ● A Timeline Of U.S.–Haiti Relations
Following the assassination of Haitian president Jovenel Moïse on July 7 and the political crisis it prompted, calls for the U.S. to get more involved with Haiti also shine a light on the history of relations... Read more » - ● Men’s Spending Habits Result In More Carbon Emissions Than Women’s
A new Swedish study found that men spend their money on greenhouse gas–emitting goods and services, such as meat and fuel, at a much higher rate than women. What do you think?Read more...... Read more » - ● Opening Ceremony Depicts Olympics’ Time-Honored Tradition Of Destroying Local Communities
TOKYO—In a dazzling display that featured several artistic renditions of cities being razed by bulldozers, wrecking balls, and controlled burns, the opening ceremony Friday depicted the Olympics’ time-honored tradition of destroying local communities. “Tonight, we watch... Read more » - FBI Discovers Building Full Of Dangerous Extremists Organizing Acts Of Terror Across Country
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Federal Bureau of Investigations has announced that it has uncovered a group planning to hatch terror plots all across the country. In a shocking twist, the organization is headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at... Read more »Published: July 22, 2021 - 8:05 pm - Tensions Escalate As Israel Closes Embassy Inside Ben & Jerry’s Factory
JERUSALEM—Following the ice cream manufacturer’s decision to stop selling its products in occupied Palestinian territory, Israel escalated tensions Thursday by closing its embassy inside Ben & Jerry’s factory. “Ben & Jerry’s hostile actions have left the... Read more » - Olympic Organizers Fire Lead Choreographer Bashar Al-Assad After Use Of Chemical Weapons Comes To Light
TOKYO—With hours to go before the start of an Olympics already fraught with controversy, organizers of the Tokyo Games announced Thursday they had fired their lead choreographer for the opening ceremonies, Bashar al-Assad, after learning about... Read more » - Report: FBI Helped Thanos Get Six Infinity Stones In Attempt To Bust Him On Plot To Kill Half The Universe
TITAN—Some surprising information has come out about Thanos’s scheme to obtain the six Infinity Stones and kill half of all life in the universe: The FBI initiated the plot. The post Report: FBI Helped Thanos Get... Read more »Published: July 22, 2021 - 7:00 pm - Bat-Wielding Jim Jordan Bursts Through Capitol Window Demanding To Be Allowed Onto January 6 Committee
WASHINGTON—Shoving down barriers, sprinting up the steps, and smashing his fist through a thick pane of glass, bat-wielding Representative Jim Jordan (R-OH) burst through a Capitol window Thursday and demanded to be allowed onto a committee... Read more »
- ● Oreo Just Released New Kid-Repellent Packaging To Help You Stealthily Hide Your Snacks From Your Children
Where's the one place your children wouldn't go looking for your stash of snacks? The underwear drawer? With the frozen vegetables? In the glove box?... Read more »
Published: July 23, 2021 - 8:23 pm - ● Bozo the 1619 Clown gets WRECKED after saying a strong argument doesn't need to "leave out context and inconvenient facts"
If you've followed the saga of Ida Bae Wells at all over the past few years, you will immediately see the irony in this tweet:... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 7:30 pm - ● Pelosi's archbishop blasts her, says "no one can be a devout Catholic" and support abortion
Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco archbishop quickly dismantled pro-abortion "devout Catholics" like her in a Thursday statement directed specifically at the House Speaker.... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 6:50 pm - ● Hong Kong police arrest publishers of children's book comparing communist regime to wolves
You know the greatest way to prove you aren't a wolf among sheep?... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 6:16 pm - ● Rapper transformed into 'demon' peels skin back for latest extreme horror look
WARNING - GRAPHIC CONTENT: Renato de Santa says many women in São Paulo, Brazil, find his extreme modification a turn on after paying thousands for the creepy 'Glasgow smile'... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 5:21 pm
- ● The most popular president in history had abysmal ratings for his fancy televised town hall
Gotta love just how enthusiastic the American people are about their super wise and charismatic leader:... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 5:20 pm - ● You can now make iced Biscoff lattes - and they're perfect for the heatwave
If you're looking for an icy refreshment to keep you cool during this boiling hot summer, these Iced Biscoff latte recipes are easy to follow and totally delicious... Read more » - ● So this is something that appears to have happened: An Interracial couple had a slavery-themed pre-wedding photo shoot.
I guess there are worse decisions, although those worse decisions would necessarily have to involve an inter-religious couple and Auschwitz.... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 4:45 pm - ● The NFL says teams with Covid outbreaks among unvaccinated individuals will be forced to forfeit if the game cannot be rescheduled, and don't worry, it's not like they're requiring the vaccine or anything like that
Ladies and gentlemen, you now have yet another reason to not watch the NFL.... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 4:39 pm - ● Paramedic mum shares eye-opening button battery experiment to warn about dangers
A mother took to social media to share an eye-opening experiment she conducted where she showed the shocking damage a button battery could cause to a child's insides if swallowed... Read more » - ● CBC forced to exclusively cover Cameroon’s Olympians after selecting wrong country in licensing menu
TOKYO – CBC reporters are rushing to familiarise themselves with the Cameroonian Olympic team after the broadcaster accidentally acquired the country’s rights. “And there’s Hortence Atangana, the women’s over 78-kilogram judoka who’s looking to build on... Read more »
Published: July 23, 2021 - 4:29 pm - ● DISTURBING VIRAL VIDEO: Biological man attempts to breastfeed baby
Were you looking for something to get you really mad today?... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 4:09 pm - ● Mum replaces husband with Jack Grealish in wedding photos but he doesn't notice
The footballer's popularity soared during the Euros this summer, with the 25-year-old receiving a huge amount of female attention, as many admired the star from afar... Read more » - ● 'Our in-law's are furious with our baby's name - and demand we change it'
A man took to Reddit to ask users whether or not he and his wife were in the wrong for naming their baby after his late grandad after their family kicked off... Read more » - ● The Cleveland Indians Just Changed Their Name To The "Guardians," And Another Brand Is Sacrificed To Appease The PC Police
It's the end of an era as the Cleveland Indians have caved to the woke politically correct monsters and changed their name to the Cleveland Guardians.... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 2:52 pm - ● Facing lawsuit, Blizzard argues female employees should have just acquired Anti-Harassment DLC
LOS ANGELES — After a lawsuit was recently filed against video game giant Activision Blizzard Inc. claiming that its female employees routinely experience sexual harassment, retaliation, and unequal pay, top executives stated that the women working... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 2:48 pm - ● Reporter asks if some Dems want to defund police, Biden responds with a TOTALLY NORMAL question about sucking blood out of children
This is the response of a completely normal, fully-functioning leader of the free world:... Read more »Published: July 23, 2021 - 2:46 pm - ● Neighbour’s Car Alarm Barely Noticeable After Fourth Hour, Study ShowsUP to 5,000 people who took part in an extensive working-from-home survey have noted that they are now able to get their work done without the distraction of neighbourhood sounds such as alarms or arguments, which... Read more »
Published: July 23, 2021 - 1:54 pm
- A.F. Branco Cartoon – Vacation!
Taking a short summer break… I’ll be back right around the 27th. Please check out the numerous cartoon in the..... Read more »Published: July 19, 2021 - 8:00 am
- ● Er, um, you know, the ... come on, man!
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Published: July 23, 2021 - 10:25 pm - Wait ... cartoonists get vacations?
The post Wait ... cartoonists get vacations? appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: July 22, 2021 - 11:13 pm - Joe's wrecking ball
The post Joe's wrecking ball appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: July 21, 2021 - 11:07 pm - Uncle Joe's tax 'credit'
The post Uncle Joe's tax 'credit' appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: July 20, 2021 - 10:55 pm - Reviving American racism
The post Reviving American racism appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: July 16, 2021 - 11:20 pm - Critical FREEDOM Theory
The post Critical FREEDOM Theory appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: July 14, 2021 - 10:53 pm - 'Mostly peaceful' Cuba
The post 'Mostly peaceful' Cuba appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: July 14, 2021 - 10:52 pm - NOT working like a dog
The post NOT working like a dog appeared first on WND.... Read more »Published: July 13, 2021 - 10:22 pm
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