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Tim Conaway

Tim Conaway was the Executive Editor of Hustler Magazine for 15 years during the 1980s and 90s, and went on to serve as editor for several other magazines and publications. Tim writes here exclusively for CONK! News, and we are proud to have named him our first official “CONK! News Contributor”. He is also running for President of the United States; see more about that at conaway4prez.com

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    Conaway4Prez: Flatten the Tax Burden

    As you might know, our “original gansta” CONK! News Contributor TIM CONAWAY is running for president in 2024. Here is the latest video in his continuing series of policy statements, this one on flattening the tax burden.   More

    April 11, 2023, 1:49 AM

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    The Phrase Craze

    When I woke up this morning, had I become a snowflake? There were some tiny white bits of frozen water falling from the sky, but of course, that is not what we mean anymore by woke or snowflake.   More

    March 12, 2023, 5:04 PM

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    Presidential Candidate Tim Conaway’s Links from his In The Dark Interview, 2/20

    On Monday’s In The Dark with Jim Peters, CONK! News Contributor and now presidential candidate TIM CONAWAY joined host JIM PETERS to talk about his latest video on the constitutional restrictions imposed on the federal government.   More

    February 19, 2023, 11:16 PM

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    You Be the Judge

    (Editor’s note: What Tim describes below is the process for collecting and counting ballots used by the state of Minnesota. All states are individually responsible for coming up with and executing their own systems.   More

    July 29, 2022, 5:11 PM

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    All Fall Down

    We are on the very real brink of a complete financial collapse. Inflation is (at this writing) at an all-time high of 8.6 percent. The recession already exists, even though it has not been acknowledged by the so-called experts.   More

    June 29, 2022, 1:34 PM

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    Assault on Weapons

    If only we could ban willfully ignorant people from shooting off their mouths. But that would violate the First Amendment. Then again, according to the Squinty Loser, the Constitution and its Amendments are not absolute.   More

    June 10, 2022, 12:02 PM

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    Potter’s Field

    On Friday afternoon, February 18th, Former Brooklyn Center, Minnesota, police officer Kim Potter was handed a two-year sentence after being found guilty of first and second degree manslaughter in the killing of Daunte Wright in April of 2021.   More

    February 18, 2022, 3:00 PM

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    Drive Yourself Crazy

    I’ve been driving for more than 50 years, and 95 percent of the time I’ve been in a vehicle I have been behind the wheel. I can handle a car or truck well, with a good feel for the machine and the road.   More

    February 3, 2022, 4:42 PM

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    Cocked and Locked

    A teenage would-be carjacker is critically wounded by his would-be victim, an armed citizen, licensed to carry. A store employee shoots robber in North Carolina. A pizza employee’s son shoots a man attempting to rob his mom.   More

    January 20, 2022, 5:01 PM

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    Run Away! Run Away!

    I often see in movies and television shows people running away from a threat. Sometimes it is the innocent party escaping an evildoer, or sometimes it is a nogoodnik legging it from the cops.   More

    January 7, 2022, 1:54 AM

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    The Final Trump Card

    Donald Trump disrupted the stale two-party election system and plowed a new and different path through Federal government. Was it something that could last, or was he a flash of gas in the swamp?   More

    December 28, 2021, 8:55 PM

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    Don’t Crowd Me

    One Sunday morning in Los Angeles, I went to a small drug store to get a pocket-size note pad. It was around 10 a.m. when I entered the place and found my way to the stationery aisle.   More

    December 6, 2021, 12:51 PM

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    Unbless This Union

    I grew up in a union household. My grandfathers, great uncles and some uncles all worked for the railroad, with one of the mightiest unions of the time. Dad and most men of his generation worked at one of the local factories, all with strong union representation.   More

    November 19, 2021, 6:06 AM

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    Offend Me

    Dave Chappelle is a renowned comedian. He made his reputation for crossing stereotypes, getting in the face of culture, and speaking out in a clever and humorous way. Which is why he is now on the bad side of the cancel culture turds.   More

    November 4, 2021, 12:15 PM

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    Road Outrageous

    I’ve been driving for more than 50 years, and that doesn’t make me an expert. A few years back I took a mature driver course, which I thought would bore me to tears.   More

    October 28, 2021, 12:20 AM

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    Criminal Thought, Part 1

    Minneapolis voters next month (Nov. 2, 2021) will be asked to choose whether to keep their police force, or to replace it with a “department of public safety.” Similar “defund the police” actions are bubbling up to the surface around the country.   More

    October 15, 2021, 5:48 PM

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    Past Fixing

    “The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there,” is a famous line from L.P. Hartley’s The Go-Between. And George Santayana is credited with the line, “Those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it.”   More

    September 29, 2021, 10:05 PM

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    Grand Schemes

    People often use the phrase “the grand scheme of things.” Is there a grand scheme? Or is it the human inclination to hope someone else will do the work for us?   More

    September 24, 2021, 12:31 PM

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    Between the Lines

    One evening in 1956 my dad put the newspaper on the table in front of me. He pointed to a story and told me to read the first paragraph. I was four, but I had been reading the paper for a while, although my interest was mainly with the funny pages and sports.   More

    September 14, 2021, 12:00 AM

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    Take Me, Hire and Hire

    The most prominent feature of the current landscape is the legion of Now Hiring banners, signs, and flags. Businesses and industries that had never before publicly displayed their labor needs now for months have had weathered beacons a-dangle.   More

    August 20, 2021, 3:58 PM

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